PS. Speaking of facebook… let’s be friends! You can join the ‘moms are for everyone!’ network and also follow my daily vomitous sputterings! (aka status updates.)
Here’s a sampling of some actual recent status updates so that you can see the excellence and caliber of what you’ve been missing:
**Emery is running out of shirts that will cover her massive baby belly. I think I’ll only wear mumus from now on! 8:47am
**Emery is avoiding the grocery store! 10:52am
**Emery bored! 8:56pm
**Emery is making a toasted ham sandwich! BOO YA!! 12:53pm
Isn’t that gripping? Doesn’t it just pull you in and make you want more, more, MORE? And, if you act now, you’ll receive the guaranteed satisfaction of knowing that you’ll never again be in the dark when I do things like “sit around”, “make tea”, or the ever classic “BEING TIRED”.
Really… it’s the offer of a lifetime! A WHOLE LIFETIME!